( lawyer jokes )
The lawyer’s son inspired by his father wanted to become a lawyer too. So he went to graduate school and graduated in law with distinction. And then he went home to join his dad’s firm.
At end of his first work day at the office, he entered his father’s office and excitedly said, “Dad, dad! On my first day at work, I have broken Mathew’s case that you’ve been working on for so many years.!”
His dad shouted, “You Idiot! For ten years We’ve been living on the financing of that case.!”