( jokes on family )
In a hospital, four wives were having babies.
While their husbands were waiting in the room the nurse approaches the first guy and says,
” Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “That’s odd.” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
The nurse then yells at the second man, ” congratulations! you are the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” “answers the second man. ” I work for the 3M company!”.
The nurse goes up to the third man saying, “congratulations” You are the father of quadruplets”. “that’s strange”, he answers. ” I work for the four seasons hotel!”
The last man started banging his head against the wall. “what’s the matter?” the other men ask him and the last man replied to them ” I work for 7 Up!”