( funny political jokes )
A British politician asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, “Do you know Psychology, Geology or chiminology?
The boat guy said, “No. I do not know any of these.”
The politician then said, ” What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? You will die of illiteracy!”
The boat guy said nothing…After a while, the boat developed a fault and started sinking.
The boat guy then asked the tourist, “Do you know Swimology?”
The politician said, “No!”
The boat guy replied, “Well today Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will die because of your Badmouthology.”